Wacky jokes
Psychiatrists, patients and the most surreal characters star in these jokes.
A madman has been staring at a juice box for two days because it says: "Concentrate."
— On the third day, the doctor says: "He's improved! He's looking at the box without obsession." The madman: "It's just that I've finished concentrating."
A crazy man runs down the hallway of the asylum screaming: "I'm free! I'm free!"
— Another one peers out and says: "Lucky you, I have 47."
A crazy person knocks on the door of an insane asylum with a fishing rod.
— The doorman: "What are you doing?" The crazy person: "I'm fishing." The doorman: "There are no fish here, idiot." The crazy person: "And what are you doing here then?"
A madman is watering the asylum's garden when it's not raining.
— The doctor asks him why. "So the umbrellas will grow."