A man walks into a library and asks for a book on black humor.
— The librarian says, "We don't laugh at those things here." The man replies, "Don't worry, I don't either."
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him: "Bad news: you have six months to live." The man: "Can't you give me more time?" The doctor: "Well, twelve months if you eat healthy." The man: "What's the difference?"
— "None, you're still going to die, just healthier."
A man enters a library and asks for a book on black humor.
— The librarian tells him: "We don't laugh at those things here." The man responds: "Don't worry, neither do I."
A lawyer and a politician fall into the water. Who do you save first?
— No one, that way the world is a better place.