What does the number 1 say to the number 10?
— Why did you bring that zero?
What's the cleanest superhero?
— Aquaman! He's always in the water.
What does a dinosaur do with a glass of milk?
— The cereals!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
— Don't look at me, I'm changing.
What does a dinosaur do with a computer?
— Eats bytes.
How many tickles does an octopus need to laugh?
— Eight, of course: one per leg.
Why is the math book sad?
— Because it has too many problems.
What does a zero say to an eight?
— What a nice belt!