Animal jokes

What does an elephant do on a traffic light?

— Delay the traffic.

Why do elephants have wrinkled skin?

— Because it's very hard to iron them.

What does a snail on the back of a turtle say?

— Faster, faster!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

— It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come anyway.

What has four legs and flies?

— Two birds.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

— Because walking would take too long.

What does a fish do when it's bored?

— Nothing.

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

— Because if they walked, it would take too long.