What does one traffic light say to another?
— Don't look at me, I'm changing.
Why can't skeletons ring the doorbell?
— Because they don't have fingers.
What do they call Batman when he can't go to the bathroom?
— Shit scared.
What does one wall say to the other?
— See you in the corner.
How do you say "opening web pages on the internet" in Basque?
— Weblikan.
Why is the math book always sad?
— Because it has many problems.
What's the name of the ghosts' bar?
— The Spooktabar.
What does a bee do at the gym?
— Zum-ba.
What's the name of Japan's diving champion?
— Tokofondo