They find a Galician in the kitchen staring at a glass of juice. The label says "concentrate".
— And he's been staring at it for two hours.
A Galician sees another in the middle of a field with a stick looking at the ground.
— He asks, "What are you doing?" "Looking for a four‑leaf clover." "And the stick?" "So it doesn't run away."
A Galician goes to buy pants and asks the salesman: "Do you have large sizes?"
— The salesman: "Yes, for you?" The Galician: "No, for my brother, I don't wear pants."
Do you know how long it takes a Galician to change a lightbulb?
— — How long? — Why do you ask?
They ask a Galician: "Which do you prefer: ignorance or indifference?"
— The Galician replies: "I don't know, and I don't care."
A Galician man has been staring at a glass of orange juice for three hours.
— His wife asks him, "Why are you taking so long?" "It says concentrated."
In a survey, a Galician is asked: "Do you prefer soccer or basketball?"
— "It depends on how the TV is doing."
A Galician walks into a computer store and says: "I want a very powerful computer."
— "What do you need it for?" "To see if what my mother-in-law says makes sense."
In a competition among Galicians, the last one to finish wins.
— They've been waiting four years for someone to finish.
A Galician calls a company and asks: "Are you the smartest person in the company?"
— "No, the director isn't here."
Why do people from Galicia put their name on their shoes?
— So they know which one goes on each foot.
In a Galician competition, the one who finishes last wins.
— They've been waiting four years for someone to finish.
A Galician falls into the river and a friend throws him a life jacket.
— "Grab it." "What's the point, if I don't know how to swim?"
A Galician has been staring at a glass of orange juice for three hours.
— His wife asks him, "Why are you taking so long?" "It says concentrated."
In a survey, a Galician is asked: "Do you prefer soccer or basketball?"
— "It depends on how the TV is doing."
In a competition for people from Galicia, the one who finishes last wins.
— They've been waiting four years for someone to finish.
A Galician falls into the river and a friend throws him a life ring.
— "Grab it." "What for, if I don't know how to swim?"
A Galician walks into a computer store and says: "I want a very powerful computer."
— "What do you need it for?" "To see if what my mother-in-law says makes sense."
How does a Galician know he's found the center of the Earth?
— When his feet start burning.