Bad jokes

What does a cow do when someone greets her?

— She says good morning.

What's the name of Spain's world scuba diving champion?

— Well, I don't know, but when they find him, they'll let us know.

What does a cow do when greeted?

— It gives you a moo-ning.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

— Because they don't have the guts.

A police officer stops a driver: "Do you know how fast you were going?" "Yes, 80." "Do you know the speed limit is 50?" "Yes, that's why I was going so slowly."

— "License and registration, please."

A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, my whole body hurts. If I touch here, it hurts; if I touch here, it also hurts." The doctor examines him and says:

— "You have a broken finger."

A police officer stops a driver: 'Do you know how fast you were going?' 'Yes, 80.' 'And do you know the speed limit is 50?' 'Yes, that's why I was going so slowly.'

— 'License and registration, please.'

A doctor tells his patient: 'You need to lose 20 kilos.' The patient responds: 'What if I close one eye?'

— Fine, that way I'll see less.