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Marriage jokes

Humour about married life: weddings, in-laws and living together.

The wedding was perfect.

— The problem was the marriage.

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How do you know a man is in love?

— He talks less and listens more. That lasts about three months.

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My wife told me that if I kept talking about football, she'd leave me for the neighbor.

— I hope Barça plays well this season so she doesn't come back.

Marriage jokes

How can you tell a man is in love?

— He talks less and listens more. That lasts about three months.

Marriage jokes

My wife told me that if I kept talking about soccer, she'd leave me for the neighbor.

— I hope Barcelona plays well this season so she doesn't come back.

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My wife told me I had to choose between her and football.

— I'm going to miss her.

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A man arrives home with a bouquet of flowers. His wife looks at him and says: "What do you want now?"

— "Nothing, dear, you're so distrustful..."

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