How do you know a man is in love?
— He talks less and listens more. That lasts about three months.
My wife told me that if I kept talking about football, she'd leave me for the neighbor.
— I hope Barça plays well this season so she doesn't come back.
How can you tell a man is in love?
— He talks less and listens more. That lasts about three months.
My wife told me that if I kept talking about soccer, she'd leave me for the neighbor.
— I hope Barcelona plays well this season so she doesn't come back.
A man arrives home with a bouquet of flowers. His wife looks at him and says: "What do you want now?"
— "Nothing, dear, you're so distrustful..."