Jaimito jokes

The teacher asks: "Jimmy, do you know what fossils are?"

— "Yes, ma'am. Math teachers."

The teacher: 'Jimmy, give an example of coincidence.'

— "Yesterday I went to the doctor. By coincidence, I had a fever. By coincidence, he gave me a week off."

The teacher asks: "Jimmy, what do the sun and bread have in common?" Jimmy responds:

— "That both rise in the morning."

Jaimito in class: "Do you know the egg joke?" Teacher: "No". Jaimito: "Good."

— "Jaimito, to the principal's office."

A kid asks his mother: "Is it true that we come from monkeys?"

— "I don't know where you come from, but I'm from the García family."

Jaimito in class: "Do you know the joke about the egg?" Teacher: "No." Jaimito: "Good."

— "Jaimito, go to the principal's office."

A child asks his mother: "Is it true that we come from monkeys?"

— "I don't know where you come from, but I come from the García family."

Jimmy in class: "Do you know the egg joke?" Teacher: "No". Jimmy: "Good."

— "Jimmy, to the principal's office."

A kid asks his mother: "Is it true we come from monkeys?"

— "I don't know where you come from, but I'm from the García family."

The teacher asks: "What does the bird do in the nest?"

— "Be quiet, miss. You certainly know."

The teacher: "Give me a word that starts with I."

— "Impossible, miss. I couldn't think of one."

The teacher: 'Jimmy, how many people live in your house?'

— 'Well, my dad, my mom, my siblings... and the sofa that nobody cleans.'

The teacher: 'Jimmy, use the word 'field' in a sentence.'

— 'Mom ironED the washing machine this morning.'

The teacher asks: 'Jimmy, do you know what fossils are?'

— "Yes, ma'am. Math teachers."

The teacher asks: 'What does the bird do in the nest?'

— 'Be quiet, miss. You should know.'

The teacher: 'Jimmy, do you have homework?'

— 'Yes, ma'am, but I left it at home so it wouldn't bother you.'

The teacher: 'Jimmy, give an example of chance.'

— 'Yesterday I went to the doctor. By chance, I had a fever. By chance, he gave me a week off.'

The teacher: "Jimmy, name three pig products."

— "Ham, sausage, and my third-floor neighbor."