In a competition among Galicians, the last one to finish wins.
— They've been waiting four years for someone to finish.
A Galician calls a company and asks: "Are you the smartest person in the company?"
— "No, the director isn't here."
Why do people from Galicia put their name on their shoes?
— So they know which one goes on each foot.
In a Galician competition, the one who finishes last wins.
— They've been waiting four years for someone to finish.
A Galician falls into the river and a friend throws him a life jacket.
— "Grab it." "What's the point, if I don't know how to swim?"
A Galician has been staring at a glass of orange juice for three hours.
— His wife asks him, "Why are you taking so long?" "It says concentrated."
In a survey, a Galician is asked: "Do you prefer soccer or basketball?"
— "It depends on how the TV is doing."
In a competition for people from Galicia, the one who finishes last wins.
— They've been waiting four years for someone to finish.
A Galician falls into the river and a friend throws him a life ring.
— "Grab it." "What for, if I don't know how to swim?"
A Galician walks into a computer store and says: "I want a very powerful computer."
— "What do you need it for?" "To see if what my mother-in-law says makes sense."
How does a Galician know he's found the center of the Earth?
— When his feet start burning.