What is the worst thing that can happen to a mathematician?
— That their problems have no solution.
A man walks toward a bar... and dodges it.
— He was an athlete.
A man walks towards a bar... and dodges it.
— He was an athlete.
Why can't skeletons lie?
— Because they don't have the guts.
What's the oldest animal?
— The crocodile, because it survived since prehistoric times. Although the parrot also has its years.
My cat is very intelligent.
— It's been three years since he last worked and I still feed him.
What do you call a vampire's notebook?
— Dracula's blog.
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween with Christmas?
— Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
What does the zero say to the eight?
— Nice belt!