A guy sees his friend running down the street in his underwear.
— "What are you doing?" "My wife caught me with another woman and I had to run out." "And your pants?" "I left them at the other woman's place."
A guy tells his friend: 'My girlfriend left me for being too immature.'
— 'What are you going to do?' 'Nothing, I have the consolation that I have a lot of candy left.'
A guy tells his friend: "My girlfriend left me for being too immature."
— "So what are you going to do?" "Nothing, at least I have the consolation that I still have plenty of candies."
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for sunscreen.
— The pharmacist asks, "Factor 20 or 30?" He replies, "For me alone, if you don't mind."